Back in high school me and my friends made a rap group called “Da Kangdom”. Enjoy the cringe.
Back in high school me and my friends made a rap group called “Da Kangdom”. Enjoy the cringe.
(Visited 16 times, 1 visits today)
About The Author
Back in high school me and my friends made a rap group called “Da Kangdom”. Enjoy the cringe.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just got Janky.
Bruhhhh! 3rd rapper got bars. Who made the beat?
I am so glad that when I was your age not everyone had a video camera ready to record stuff.
If anyone asks just tell them we were in a recession when you made this.
That dance gaaaaahhhhh soooo cringe, my stomach hurts from cringing so hard.
delete
[deleted]
idk why so many thumbs down on the vid, help em out reddit, this shit’s tight
that is some top tier cringe.
I’m willing to wager none of you had ever drank an alcoholic beverage nor gotten into a night club at this point.
Few questions:
1. Which one are you ?
2. Did the dance catch on at school?
3. Did everyone legit think this track was???
4. How white is your hs?
You guys rap like you know you’ll get in trouble if a teacher hears
I love how it’s a dance that they made up. Yet, none of them can actually do it.
I like the youtube comments from 7 years ago
So many questions. Was this supposed to be a serious ‘rap’ video when it was made? If so, did you guys get any chicks as a result from it? Which one of your parents did the video camera belong to? Why is janky my new favorite word? And why did none of you during the dance at 3:25, not stop and ask “why are we doing this?”? Glad you guys followed through though. Now if you will excuse me, there’s a whole lot of janky out there to get.
Jon Lajoie minus the irony. Sorry guys, I’ve been 14 before.
Was this the original inspiration for “Get Schwifty”?
I have reviewed your proposal, but unfortunately I have decided against getting Janky at this time.
Best of luck in all your future endeavors.
Marshall High School in Portland?
Dude you all were holding back Mosquito! He would have blown up if he went solo.
Oh my.
Wait, when do I jump to the left and shake that hand?
I’ll be janky for lif if I can get just a little backstory on this and hear what these dope ass rappers are up to today
I have it on good authority the blonde is jake paul
God damn, this is fire.
Skido bit is dope!
This is magic.
which one are you??
Skeeter has the best flow imo.
This better go viral
That was like a teen witch rap battle moment from the 80’s
https://youtu.be/ksBE53CIT8E
Mosquito is a legend lol
Money in the Jank
should post to /r/blunderyears
The mosquito killed it
Fuck that hurt
Skeeter be buzzin’!
[This reminds me of “The Scarn” in The Office.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FApPcYaVtx0)
Is this as cringe-worthy as God is Doing a New Thang?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0e74AE5qDU
Skeeter was gettin it.
Mosquito was fire.
Other videos in this thread: [Watch Playlist ▶](http://subtletv.com/_r6pawa7?feature=playlist)
VIDEO|COMMENT
-|-
[How to Do the Scarn Dance – The Office US](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FApPcYaVtx0)|[+14](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/6pawa7/_/dkodl6b?context=10#dkodl6b) – This reminds me of “The Scarn” in The Office.
[Teen Witch (1989) – Top That! (Rap)](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksBE53CIT8E)|[+3](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/6pawa7/_/dkoblw9?context=10#dkoblw9) – That was like a teen witch rap battle moment from the 80’s
[Get Janky](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vuBbvbAbik&t=79s)|[+2](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/6pawa7/_/dkony2q?context=10#dkony2q) – One hoe. 1:20
[We Like Sportz](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEVdca9U9LM)|[+2](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/6pawa7/_/dkoft1e?context=10#dkoft1e) – We Like Sportz
[Jon Lajoie – Show Me Your Genitals](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAu1h2NE9Uk&t=68s)|[+2](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/6pawa7/_/dkot6q9?context=10#dkot6q9) – Getting a Jon Lajoie vibe lol
[Meanwhile, at the bar with Stumpy…](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abDo4RYIJrU&t=17s)|[+1](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/6pawa7/_/dkolhve?context=10#dkolhve) – he really reminds me of stumpy when he plays todd packer.
[Cheers: Sam’s Groin Injury](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg9ruee3Vos)|[+1](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/6pawa7/_/dkoz6kn?context=10#dkoz6kn) – Groin innnnnjurrry.
[What Redbone would sound like if it was schwifty](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQNwVZEJO1A)|[+1](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/6pawa7/_/dkojndt?context=10#dkojndt) – Get Schwifty
[5 jungs – rap aus Waiblingen](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA260d6BYQI)|[+1](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/6pawa7/_/dkozrx7?context=10#dkozrx7) – Found the German version of you:
[God is Doing a New Thang](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0e74AE5qDU)|[0](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/6pawa7/_/dkodm4n?context=10#dkodm4n) – Is this as cringe-worthy as God is Doing a New Thang?
I’m a bot working hard to help Redditors find related videos to watch. I’ll keep this updated as long as I can.
***
[Play All](http://subtletv.com/_r6pawa7?feature=playlist&ftrlnk=1) | [Info](https://np.reddit.com/r/SubtleTV/wiki/mentioned_videos) | Get me on [Chrome](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/mentioned-videos-for-redd/fiimkmdalmgffhibfdjnhljpnigcmohf) / [Firefox](https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/mentioned-videos-for-reddit)
I’ll be honest the beat is really simple but it’s pretty good. It’s not overly produced and it’s like a classic 2000s lo fi production
janky ass saltines.
Straight janky.
Holy. Shit.
This is so much cringe I can’t even, and I clicked back.
this looks like a modern version of stand by me. hopefully the same fate awaits that did in the movie
Lol the single swisher being passed all over the place.
That was so bad it is good.
I got to 35sec before I stopped it. Great job
[Get Schwifty] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQNwVZEJO1A)
Getting janky > jerking
Drop another single and you could be apart of the 2018 XXL Freshman class easily.
We never shot a video but here’s my rap group from 2006 https://myspace.com/6hogangstas/music/songs
Where the hoes at?
Janky may be right up there with shwifty now for me. Stay janky ya’ll.
Still better than Jake Paul.
I accidently watched more than a minute of that crap
Still upvoted.
I totally remember this from when it was a meme.
Yep, nice cringe. Can’t finish it. It’s like watching The Office.
YOU MEET NEW FRIENDS YOU TIE SOME YARN
This might be the least threatening thing I have ever seen.
this is gold
I was there.
This is… FUCKING GREAT! If you don’t mind me asking, which one are you?
i had to pause after the intro and collect myself for this
Sure it is cringy but it’s a nice reminder of how 2009 was. I was in middle school during the time but I definitely remember those trends especially 3D glasses
HNNNNNG I COULDN’T MAKE IT PASSED 30 SECONDS I need H3’s hazmat suit to watch this shit
This song makes me want to dump a clip into an old folks homes cos someone stepped on my Jordan’s cuzzzz
Compared to some of the amateur rap I’ve seen, this barely even registers on the cringe radar.
it’s not bad from the two seconds i clicked around, remake it fix it. might as well
A big name producer and a lil Wayne cameo, and this would probably be fairly popular
[Getting a Jon Lajoie vibe lol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAu1h2NE9Uk&feature=youtu.be&t=68s)
For some reason I thought the big guy was gonna turn around and not be bad… boy was I wrong.
Breh. Straight fire.
lit boi
This song allowed some members of the Da Kingdom to get to “third base.”
Ohh man you are going to get in soooo much trouble if your mom sees the video and catches you smoking…
still better than jake paul
This has a real Hey Arnold vibe to it.
Groin innnnnjurrry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg9ruee3Vos
Found the German version of you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA260d6BYQI
“Do the creep!”
Was kinda expecting j roc from trailer park boys to come in with a feature.
Sounds like the author of the Birdy song made a rap track
… and that’s how you do the Scarn!
I can’t breathe.
So this is where they got the idea for *get schwifty* from.
r/puncheablefaces
Well, you know that was quite janky.
Why did the one rapper ask me to watch him “hit it from the back?”
You can see the veins through the skin on my arms and somehow you guys manage to be whiter than I am.
Get Schwifty with it?
Still better than team 10
Hey man post this in /r/CringeAnarchy we need more self cringe and actual cringe. I’ll flair it for you if you want so let me know if you decide to post it.
I watched this shit twice now. It’s not cringey at all somehow I’m baffled. This should be cringey.
These dudes are hardcore!
Gotta say, the camera work is pretty OK.
I feel like I’m watching the birth of The Lonely Island