We true Junk Food Junkies have serious favorites. I mean, we'll eat almost any 'junk food', but there are certain never-to-be-shared, get-your-own-damned-Ding-Dong, 'don't eat all of them!' favorites that are sacrosanct. Me, I have a soft spot for Mickey's Banana Flips, Little Debbie Nutty Bars, Pringles' potato chips, Old Dutch Cheese Curls… What are yours???
I worked in a green juicer internet warehouse. The owner would talk to customers about how he would juice good veggies every morning, and only eat good wholesome foods. At lunch he would eat his salami and mayo sandwich and wash it down with coke.
As relevant today as it ever was…. I know "healthy eaters" that are big drinkers and smoke. They probably also eat junk food in secret.
GREATEST CIA SING ALONG SPY SONGS
We true Junk Food Junkies have serious favorites. I mean, we'll eat almost any 'junk food', but there are certain never-to-be-shared, get-your-own-damned-Ding-Dong, 'don't eat all of them!' favorites that are sacrosanct. Me, I have a soft spot for Mickey's Banana Flips, Little Debbie Nutty Bars, Pringles' potato chips, Old Dutch Cheese Curls… What are yours???
We had this on a" Kay tell " record full of one hit wonders
2018
I am also a junk food junkie but I'm 24 7 junk food junkie
You know I love that organic cooking
I always ask for more
And they call me Mr. Natural
On down to the health food store
I only eat good sea salt
White sugar dont touch my lips
And my friends is always
Begging me to take them
On macrobiotic trips
Yes, they are
Oh, but at night I take out my strongbox
That I keep under lock and key
And I take it off to my closet
Where nobody else can see
I open that door so slowly
Take a peek up north and south
Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkie
And I pop it in my mouth
Yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr. Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
But at night I'm a junk food junkie
Good Lord have pity on me
Well, at lunchtime
You can always find me
At the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar
Just sucking on my plain white yogurt
From my hand thrown pottery jar
And sippin' a little hand pressed cider
With a carrot stick for dessert
And wiping my face in a natural way
On the sleeve of my peasant shirt
Oh, yeah
Ah, but when that clock strikes midnight
And I'm all by myself
I work that combination
On my secret hideaway shelf
And I pull out some Fritos corn chips
Dr. Pepper and an Ole Moon Pie
Then I sit back in glorious expectation
Of a genuine junk food high
Oh yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr. Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
But at night I'm a junk food junkie
Good Lord have pity on me
My friends down at the commune
They think I'm pretty neat
Oh, I don't know nothing about arts and crafts
But I give 'em all something to eat
I'm a friend to old Euell Gibbons
And I only eat homegrown spice
I got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn
Filled up with my brown rice
Yes, I do
Oh, but folks lately I have been spotted
With a Big Mac on my breath
Stumbling into a Colonel Sanders
With a face as white as death
I'm afraid someday they'll find me
Just stretched out on my bed
With a handful of Pringles Potato Chips
And a Ding Dong by my head
In the daytime I'm Mr. Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
But at night I'm a junk food junkie
Good Lord have pity on me
Oreos and some Dorritos are vegan lol
Add an r-y to his last name and you have Grocery, heh heh.
I'm not so sure I want to admit how long I'd been listening to Mountain Stage before I realized it was the same guy as this.
Charming novelty song with unusually smart, clever lyrics and rhymes. As fun as as a Yoohoo rush!
I worked in a green juicer internet warehouse. The owner would talk to customers about how he would juice good veggies every morning, and only eat good wholesome foods. At lunch he would eat his salami and mayo sandwich and wash it down with coke.
Funny! Still true, only the trends are even more distinct!
MOMMY'S CIA SONG CIA HIT LIST
"My John Keats autographed Grecian urn…" My god this is good writing!
song after my own heart, and i don't have to hide it under my bed
My 600 lb life anyone??
Jackson 5 brought me here
lol #life ?????????
He definitely speaks my language 🙂
My mothers greatest CIA HIT of 1970s!
funny song
this song is stupid
Awesome..just got back from Rite Aid with some 75% off markdown Russell Stovers candy and BIGIF Doritos!