HomeLOLMan jogs upside down to attract wild Emus. I don't know why. Man jogs upside down to attract wild Emus. I don’t know why. May 6, 2017 LOL By Hubanero_staff 42 Comments Man jogs upside down to attract wild Emus. I don’t know why. (Visited 4 times, 1 visits today) PREV The Black Hat (Add-On) “24/7 Movies & TV Shows Live + VOD on KODI” | Review + How to Install? Hubanero_staff May 6, 2017 NEXT How to tie your shoelaces in 2 Seconds Hubanero_staff May 6, 2017 About The Author Hubanero_staff You might be interested in Son races his dad’s ghost on his original Xbox Hubanero_staff June 29, 2018 Performer stuck in traffic (little superkart overtakes car after car after car…) Hubanero_staff June 29, 2018 A lyrebird in a zoo overheard construction sounds and started mimicking them Hubanero_staff June 29, 2018 Remembering Terry Fox, cancer amputee runner across Canada for cancer research – 4 minutes Hubanero_staff June 29, 2018 That’s not how you wash bread… THIS is how you wash bread. 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Reply So that’s how [Rod Hull](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puvQ0P3QFIw) did it… Reply Maybe from a distance they are interpreting each foot to be an emu’s head? Reply Not an expert or anything, but I’m guessing that the emus recognize him as a predator when he’s standing/upright. But when he’s lying on the ground and peddling his legs, he resembles resting emus that are bobbing their heads around. I’m not sure how good their eyesight is. From a distance his feet look like their heads, his legs look like their necks, and his body looks like their body. So they are less threatened. Plus, they’re curious because he doesn’t look exactly “right” for an emu but is less threatening in that position, so they check him out. Really great video! Reply So that asshole in paperboy was just trying to attract some emus? Reply I was like, “There is something about the way he’s moving his legs. I wonder if that is good for your leg muscles? It looks interesting, such a calm…… almost mesmerizing motion, ….” Whoa! Snap out of it. Am emu, apparently. Reply They just want to smell his ass Reply Emus: “What the fuck is that human doing? Let’ go check this idiot out.” Reply Emus are supposedly sexually attracted to human males. So that’s why they say he’s looking for a new girlfriend. Reply “IT’S A FUCKING EEEEMU” Reply reminded me of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaV0tzd2hVg) Reply My favorite emu video: https://youtu.be/eHpYBwzlfTc Reply [deleted] Reply Mildly emusing Reply I really have to try this next time I see a pack of wild Emus. Reply That’s enough internet for us all tonight. I’m out. Reply They thought he had fallen and could not get up! Reply Strange bird. Reply They’re like why the fuck he doing this? Reply Was I the only one expecting to see a man running on his hands? Reply Okay but who the fuck figured out jogging upside down attracted wild emus in the first place Reply Where the fuck was this guy during the great emu war? Reply If only this man had been an attache in the Great Emu War, many lives could’ve been saved. Reply This is playing off of the Emus very VERY short term memory. They are scared of him, until he does the leg thing. They then have already forgotten they were afraid and are intrigued by what it is. This is the definition of stupid in the animal kingdom. Reply “Hey Todd, look at this idiot. He thinks he can attract us. Let’s all stand around and laugh at him!” Reply I’m not gonna lie. If I see a dude doing the bicycle in the middle of the road, in the middle of nowhere i’ll probably go see what’s up Reply 1:36 emu in the back: Fuck this cloud jogger mother fucker. Reply This is the most Australian thing I have ever seen Reply This is very interesting, but I would not have described this is “jogging upside down”. Reply *”That human is in trouble!! No, don’t startle him… Can we can flip him back over like a turtle?”* Reply We used to raise emu on our ranch. They killed any bird or animal that would come into their pens. When they were angry, they would jump up and try to gut you with their feet. Fucking awesome creatures though, they’re so wild looking. Fun facts: The eggs are large and dark green. The chicks have spots, like a fawn. My mother would make a small hole in the eggs and empty them out, then paint them and give them away as gifts. Miss those ranch days more and more. Reply You don’t know why. Neither do they. Reply Is this how you win a war against emus? Reply I’m dyslexic so I read this title several times. First time it read: Attractive man jogs wildly upside down… Reply From the title I thought this will be about a person running with their hands. Reply LEAVE YOUR COMMENT Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. 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