I went to the steam page of this game, and I couldn’t help but laugh at loud at one of the responses he can give in-game: “If you’re not good at cooking, then you better be real good at sucking dick.”
Laugh all you want guys, but this game is truly realistic. I always see girls looking their best to meet up with friends to feed squirrels ~~hot dogs~~ almonds.
It warms my heart to see an honest-to-goodness FMV game in this day & age.
And this sort of game would fit right in with those games 20+ years ago. Probably not quite as blunt with the lingo (it’d likely be dressed up with 90s phrases instead) but the premise would definitely fit.
I want the Tommy Wiseau DLC for this game
This is the true spiritual successor to Plumbers don’t wear ties.
What the fuck hahahaha
I don’t think this game could even help the incel community
I think the expansion pack for this includes Matt Hoss…
great gramphics, great grameplay
“I’m not trying to fuck you in the ass or anything. Just a little kiss.”
This is probably one of the funniest dunkey videos I’ve seen in a while haha.
I went to the steam page of this game, and I couldn’t help but laugh at loud at one of the responses he can give in-game: “If you’re not good at cooking, then you better be real good at sucking dick.”
Russell Brand’s doing worse than I thought.
Times have been tough for Aragorn after the War of the Ring.
M Y D I C K
I had a hard time getting through this. So much cringe.
Trying to seduce women is the Dark Souls of dating. So many ways it could go wrong!
Link to the game: http://store.steampowered.com/app/695920/Super_Seducer/
It’s not even out yet. I wonder if they gave Dunkey a preview copy. If so, that may have been the best thing they could have done.
So next time I see a girl walking in the street I should run up to her and ask her questions because that’ll get me laid. Sounds so plausible.
I feel like it’s actually quite brilliant if it’s made to be funny/ironic. From the dialogue options it seems like that could be the case
Snake? Snake? Snake!!!!!!!
That beat for the sidewalk music is fire though.
**Mission failed, we’ll get em next time.**
As far as seduction experts go this guy is like a 1 on the creepy scale.
Laugh all you want guys, but this game is truly realistic. I always see girls looking their best to meet up with friends to feed squirrels ~~hot dogs~~ almonds.
Fucking lost it at the Billy Mitchell bit.
This game looks like it should be on CD-I
Rule 1: Be attractive
Rule 2: Don’t be unattractive
That Perfect Dark 64 mission complete music though
Wow, the new Leisure Suit Larry game is looking good
It warms my heart to see an honest-to-goodness FMV game in this day & age.
And this sort of game would fit right in with those games 20+ years ago. Probably not quite as blunt with the lingo (it’d likely be dressed up with 90s phrases instead) but the premise would definitely fit.
Be the tallest guy in the bar and brag about how long your butt crack is