Johnny Cash sings “The Man in Black” for the very first time in 1971 to an American college audience, while the Vietnam war was ongoing. Most of the lyrics seem to still ring true.
Median weight for a chicken from a quick google search puts them at 620 grams, I will ask my mom to weigh a chicken that looks similar for piece of mind. Trex weight is 8160 kg so pound for pound we’re at 6200 Kg vs 24480 kg
Gram for gram
Chicken is worth 3.95 of T. rex in battle minimum
T. rex meat should be priced according- oh look my bus.
Put a choke point on the battlefield! Maybe some trees? The T-rex could knock a tree over and then prevent the chickens from attacking 50% of it’s area!
It’s like putting a zealot in the mineral line vs zerglings…
The challenging part of UEBS is making a battle with a variety of soldiers and teams and having the winner survive with only a few units left.
UEBS is a fun diversion but requires a beefy systems once you get past 10,000 units. It’s also fairly unpolished as the units can either stand their ground or rush blindly to attack.
You can also push “N” to launch a nuclear bomb at the battle which destroys everything in range, except of course the Chuck Norris unit which is only removes something like .1% of his health.
Came here to say that anyone who has played Ocarina of Time knows chickens don’t play around…
All kidding aside, I am glad chickens can’t organize into armies of 10000+. Even though we could wipe them out easy, it would be kind of terrifying to see close up.
I think they assigned some arbitrary “attack” value to the chickens, so if a human is 1, and a t-rex is 300, they did a chicken was 0.05 or something then ran this. In that case, the 10000 chickens would “win”, but in reality, 1 fucking t-rex could destroy even 100000 chickens that were on the ground. “Damage” in real life doesn’t scale as linearly.
I dont buy it. I feel like I – as a person – could kill at least 50 chickens before they got me. A t-rex has to easily be able to break 500 chicken necks before dying.
Epic battle! I would’ve put my money on the Rexes, but 10k chickens do have a lot of pecking power.
T Rex needed to move more. Guerrilla warfare, hit the group of chickens and move away. Awesome video.
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..But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers, Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers
Why do 10,000 chickens sound like 20,000 soccer fans at a game>?
There’s a Legend of Zelda joke in here somewhere.
What was the criteria for T-Rexes to die?
Chickens kills T-Rexes, it’s a first for everything I guess.
Cuccos win again.
i think 1 T-Rex can detroyes 1000 chickens.
1 horse sized duck vs 100 duck sized horses
“No wonder you’re extinct!”
Never attack the chickens.
i dont think a chicken could get through the skin of a t-rex….
Death by ten thousand cocks.
Finally an answer arises to the age old question, “Who would win in a fight, 10K chickens or 20 T-rexes?” Aristotle can finally rest in peace.
Anyone else feel like they could survive an attack by 10,000 chickens? I don’t think these videos are realistic at all
Do the chickens have large talons?
Would’ve beat 100 trexes if the chickens were flying.
Little known fact, a flock of chickens can pick a T-Rex clean in less than one minute.
Median weight for a chicken from a quick google search puts them at 620 grams, I will ask my mom to weigh a chicken that looks similar for piece of mind. Trex weight is 8160 kg so pound for pound we’re at 6200 Kg vs 24480 kg
Gram for gram
Chicken is worth 3.95 of T. rex in battle minimum
T. rex meat should be priced according- oh look my bus.
that’s some shit micro from the t-rexes
if starcraft taught me anything, it’s that if you get surrounded by zerglings, you’re fucked.
I guess the hen is mightier than the saur.
Good to see LGR getting some love on Reddit, even if it’s not on /r/gaming.
I’d like to see a horse sized duck vs 10 duck sized horses. Maybe 50.
I feel like 100 would be too many
But I don’t understand how they’re killing the T Rexes.
I don’t see the T Rexs making good use of their tails. One swing would be able to take out a swath of chickens.
This was very informational, thank you!
Zerg rush!
The Soviet counter attack at the battle of Stalingrad (1941 colourized)
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Poor balance, chickens do way too much damage and the attack speed is pretty crazy aswell.
100 Duck Sized Horses or 1 Horse Sized Duck?
r/whowouldwin would like to have a word
Sure if the T-rex doesn’t micro at all!!
Put a choke point on the battlefield! Maybe some trees? The T-rex could knock a tree over and then prevent the chickens from attacking 50% of it’s area!
It’s like putting a zealot in the mineral line vs zerglings…
I’ve pondered this for years. It’s as if a heavy weight has been lifted off my chest. Thank you.
Me: well this should be an easy victory
Watches the video
Me: …HOW?!?!?!
The challenging part of UEBS is making a battle with a variety of soldiers and teams and having the winner survive with only a few units left.
UEBS is a fun diversion but requires a beefy systems once you get past 10,000 units. It’s also fairly unpolished as the units can either stand their ground or rush blindly to attack.
You can also push “N” to launch a nuclear bomb at the battle which destroys everything in range, except of course the Chuck Norris unit which is only removes something like .1% of his health.
Well that answers that.
That was a question I never thought I wanted an answer to until I read the title.
look at all those chickens!
I’d like to see 20 T-Rex’s vs. 1 Cucco
T-Rex should have a higher armor class, chickens won way too easily.
Zerglings vs max upgrade Archons
Came here to say that anyone who has played Ocarina of Time knows chickens don’t play around…
All kidding aside, I am glad chickens can’t organize into armies of 10000+. Even though we could wipe them out easy, it would be kind of terrifying to see close up.
Those are some awful attacking animations for the t Rex lol
I don’t think a chickens claws or beak could even harm a T-Rex’s skin. Let alone kill them.
Really unrealistic. The T-rex would win, no contest.
Dafuq did I just watch?
How many T-Rexes do we need to kill 10,000 chickens? Have we determined the ratio of T-Rex vs x Chickens?
Ok so to me this sounds like a more plausible scenario for what really happened to the dinosaurs.
These are definitely not the same chickens from Zelda.
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I think they assigned some arbitrary “attack” value to the chickens, so if a human is 1, and a t-rex is 300, they did a chicken was 0.05 or something then ran this. In that case, the 10000 chickens would “win”, but in reality, 1 fucking t-rex could destroy even 100000 chickens that were on the ground. “Damage” in real life doesn’t scale as linearly.
I don’t think a TRex is going to pause so long in between the 1 bite it did each time. Way too slow.
Now we know what happened 65.000.000 years ago.
“But my Lord, there is no such number!”
I’m not sure why but I’m not complaining.
WTF did I just watch?
So this is what killed all the dinosaurs, huh?
I’m just love the fact that we live in such an age where these kind of simulations exist.
I dont buy it. I feel like I – as a person – could kill at least 50 chickens before they got me. A t-rex has to easily be able to break 500 chicken necks before dying.
Do I even need to watch this the know who will win
Wow show me more
Where are the t-rexes’ feathers?
99 berserkers / 99 berserkers / 99 berserkers / 99 berserkers
Legend of Zelda or Elder Scrolls chickens?
what are these simulations i’ve been seeing around?
the clanging of the swords and shields is really accurate sounding.
Thanks to whoever made this for not making it 12 minutes of clucking. But, what if, and hear me out now, what if we gave the T-Rexes F-14’s?
What do you all do this in? I’ve seen a few videos like this but still have no idea on where they come from. I’m out of the loop.
Theropod on theropod violence has to stop!
It’s evolution baby!
What is this game?
WTF?
I almost felt bad for that last T-Rex.
Wow chickens kill dinosaurs
What am I supposed to be imagining these chickens are doing to make the tyrannosaurs lie down in defeat?
Why does it sound like they’re wielding swords
zerglings vs ultralisks
i disagree with this outcome
If this was a Hyrulean chicken you’d only need one.