Crying Over One Leg Goose
Crying Over One Leg Goose
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Crying Over One Leg Goose
LOL! oh this is great.
Glad she cares about animals though. What a nice person.
Ah yes, the great Goose-Bird-Geese and his retractable leg. Classic.
A little less feelings and more education required overall.
A lot of birds will rest by locking one leg and pulling the other up to their body.
Think of flamingos, most birds do that too.
Stay in school kids.
I know this has been around for a while but I can totally relate to it. I didn’t ugly cry but the first time I ever say a bird do this I felt so bad for it as well. I waited a few minutes before I saw that leg drop down and immediately got mad at the bird. Why, bird? That was decades ago, but a fun life lesson.
I knew what the ending would be and it was still worth it.
this just smells of trying to make a viral video
It’s a good thing she is so pretty.
Fake tears
If you’ve got a problem with from Canada Gooses, you’ve got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one mernate.
She’s attractive so this becomes endearing rather than pathetic
50 comments and not ONE suggesting she’s acting and knows and is doing this for comedy. smh reddit
The internet has jaded me, I think. I question the sincerity of this whole video. I really feel like this was just done for likes/clicks/views/upvotes…whatever. Sorry, crying goose girl, I do not believe you. I am glad though that the goose has both legs.
Lil brudderr.
# H O N K
This one legged goose is about meeeeeeeeee
Great story arc.
Just imagine if she saw what we do to farm animals.
It’s a goostropod.
> “They can all have fucking zero legs and I don’t care”
that got me gooood
so fucking self involved. i get it, if it had one leg it would be sad.
but why would a person feel the need to record their exaggerated reaction to it? to show everyone else how empathetic you are and how much you care? the fact that you do that makes it completely forced and not geniune. complete bullshit and hipocrisy
You know he can still fly right he is def not stuck
*stops for chicken sandwich otw home*
How do people get this stupid?
I can’t imagine being an adult with the emotional maturity of a child.
STEPBROTHERRRRrrr, help me this goose only has one leg.
Canadian goose’s tuck one leg up stop tripping out. Watch this video. https://youtu.be/uklwVjDKg5o
Can’t stop picturing what a one legged cat looks like.
This video reminds me of…
One time me and my spouse were getting gas. It was winter, super cold out. While waited in line we watched a woman hopping around trying to stay warm while her tank filled. I looked to my right and there was one of those clothing donation drop boxes. Between our car and the drop box was a car and a man was hopping back and forth from the car to the drop box, donating clothes. This made me and my husband laugh because, dang, it was so cold everyone was hopping around. When we finally pulled up to the pump we were able to see around the car of the hopping man and saw that he actually had only one leg! I felt kind of awful for laughing at him about it, but I didn’t make a video.
In other news, it can still FUCKING FLY
She got way to much time sitting there for more than 20 minutes staring at a goose instead of bringing up google and just checking their behaviour in the wiki.
She knows it can fly, right?
plus geese can fuckin fly lol, not a big deal
why is she filming this? for who?
I have a 16 year old daughter who has a friend that is a virtual clone of this girl. She came over to my house one day and shortly after arriving started crying hysterically because our fish “like hasn’t moved for like an hour.” This was right after she fed it some flakes. She kept saying, “bro I killed it!” Followed by hysterical crying.
I grabbed my tank scrubber and put it into the water and moved the water around a little bit, and of course, the fish woke up from its nap and resumed swimming.
She then proceeded to explain to me that she has the “exact same fish bro” and she knows for a fact they “never sleep” because fish “don’t have eyelids”.
I just can’t with these kids.
Cries over goose
Probably eats a KFC bucket without remorse.
That’s kinda ridiculous
Having experienced this phenomenon with a parrot, the previously-disappeared foot comes out very warm.
I can’t give her a lick of sympathy just because the level of stupidity is off the chart *solely so she can get “likes” on Instagram or whatever the fuck she’s on*. Recording yourself crying and commenting about a goose resting on one leg is frustrating to see. Moving on.
#Why….Why are they so stupid!?
Cringe
So uh….She does know that birds pull their feet up towards their body to warm them, right?
Also, assuming the goose is really one legged, it isn’t stopping him from goosing.
Does a one-legged goose swim in a circle?
When I was comins up you’d be lucky to have any Canada Gooses. Now yous got so many Canada Gooses you want the to have two legs, must be fuckin nice.
It’s not like goose really need legs, they mostly use those things just to perch
Looks like it’s time for Tosh to do another web redemption.
Proud boomer here… This sort of thing worries me about the future of the world.
Brb trying to find her amateur videos.
Ok Zoomer.
she hasn’t moved and she has two legs
Goddamn this is cringe. Why did you post this trash from that untalented person?
Oh cringe! I bet she’s stressed out b/c her Aunt Erma is visiting.
This is a much more accurate indictment of the youth of today than most of you will ever realize..
We had a goose in our neighbourhood one summer that had an obviously broken leg… still think about that poor little guy sometimes
Well that escalated quickly
Hey look it’s an instagram model/influencer.
I remember when a psa was made about people needing to stop calling the cops because of one legged birds
~~☑ Convince villager you only have one leg~~
Just your average crazy girl, Nose ring. Tongue piercing. Emo. Yea, this is why I don’t date LMAO
Lmfao brilliant
Everyday I am more and more convinced that certain people should never be allowed to reproduce. This girl is one of those people.
the difference between geese and goose is that one is plural and the other is singular.
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if it only has one leg its a goose, if it has two legs it a geese.
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the more you know
Wait till she finds out swans can be gay
I like how that dude had two legs
Canadian Geese are the worst.
The mental image of a cat with one leg killed me. Maybe I’m just mean.. but it’s hard not to laugh at a cat lollipop.
Yeah, this is super common. Source: I’ve raised fowl.
Okay I get being a bit thrown if you don’t realise they tuck their legs in for warmth, but… does she think it just hops around? That it, with only one leg, manages to raise itself onto its one leg? Or maybe that it flies around only to perfectly land on that singular leg. The logistics become more amusing to me the longer I think about how long she had to think about it.
Duplicitous creatures, those geese. Next thing you know, rake’s in the lake.
[Maybe her older sister is the “hug all the cats” girl?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4)
Reminds me of the one where the girl kills a bird while driving, gets really upset, turns around and goes back for the bird and finds it in final death throes, and LOSES HER MIND.
Edit: had to go find it, heeeeeeere ya go:
https://youtu.be/XuDvKb8pf_I