Every parent at Disney
Every parent at Disney
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Every parent at Disney
Apparently doing Disney with alcohol and without kids is the way to go.
Is it cynical if I hate it when someone calls Disney Land Disney?
Spent $4k for a an entire weekend. PS bring breakfast if you dont want to pay $50 a head for a Denny’s style buffet.
Pure Gold.
Some real gems in there.
Disneyland seems like literal hell…
>”Pick up your garbage and throw it away, this isn’t Six Flags”
*Shots fired*
Four is a two syllable word to this guy
Just as bad at Universal, just tends to be more moody teens than little kids.
This guy is actually is the person I dislike more at a theme park. Pointing the camera at himself and talking for attention.
It is everywhere.
Oh great, now my wife wants a photo with Gaston. PERFECT.
not even a single threat to go back to the hotel? come on! i heard that threat at 930!
Lol my dad can ride the train from the Disneyland main gate to Pirates of the Carribean and then he has to go back to the hotel.
This guy is like the white Katt Williams
I think we found the Hillbilly Stephen Colbert.
As a bumpkin; disney world was one of the fucking wierdest and most terrible places I’ve ever seen. I’m not saying objectively; just saying that for me, ughhhh…. Vegas was the same but with booze molecules and such so I liked that a little more.
>wife wants a photo with Gaston
hope she doesnt lose her head…
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if your kid needs a stroller they don’t need to be at disney
I have never been to Disneyland. I am taking my 4 year old in September. What do I need to know?
[He reminds me of Donnie Baker.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhQDsKoMCz0)
I have been to every Disneyland in the world
The worst is in Japan by far
The amount of people was unbelievable
I gave up by noon
I went to Epcot with my wife. Just the two of us. We had a good time until we got to Canada and she wanted to go in but I didn’t. We had just been married a few years but I still remember that argument 20 years later.
Yes, I lost.
Then we went back eight years later when we had three kids under 10. We tried to get a good seat for the water/fireworks show right before closing, but there was a bunch of people in front of us. One lady got all pissy because my 9 year old son was trying to get in front of her adult son (who was standing up like everybody else blocking the view) so he could see. I don’t understand some people.
He looks wrecked. Damn.
Fuck Disney World!
The thing about the strollers its absolutely truth. Fat fucking 10 year olds in strollers. All the fucking kids in strollers. Its fucking ridiculous. If your kid cant walk all day, (except for actually disabled kids) go home!
“The only thing I want to ride is a park bench in the shade.”
*Word.*
Brb never introducing my kids to Disney, hope you like the discovery channel.
A cruise is much more civilized
I’m just glad this guy limits himself to Disney, and I hope he keeps his impression of France forever. France is a fantastic place, I would hate to see it spoiled by this particular kind of idiot.
As a kid, going to Disney World was a dream of mine. My family never had a lot of money, and I’m still the only person in my family not to have gone. Now Disney is so outrageously huge, you need a solid week just to see everything. Happiest place on Earth? You know what, at 28 I can think of a lot better ways to spend $3,500.
My cousin who is my age has been trying to coordinate a family trip next February. Sorry cuz, I’d rather drop a few grand and go to an all inclusive resort in the Caribbean.
He spent his time making a video of himself while there with his kids. lol.
Ohhh my goodness imagine seeing this grown man redoing these lines over and over to get the right shot. Yikes.
Theme parks have the potential to be fun, but I’ve always fallen into the Eric Cartman line of thought on the subject, which is that the worst part of any park experience is the other people. If I could go to Disneyland on a slow day without kids or hot weather, I’d probably love it. As it as, as a poor mid-30s childless dude living in the midwest, I’m unlikely to ever go to one again in my life barring a random lottery win or having kids somehow.
This is John Crist. An actually funny christian comedian.
I haven’t been to Disney before but this sounds just like my parents 😂
Did he claim that France lost a world war?
I only know who this guy is because every mom on Facebook shares every one of his videos.
This dude has mastered the art of middle-aged Facebook shitposting
My kid isn’t going to disney. Sorry kid. You’ll have to find a less curated type of wonder, and think I’m a bit of an asshole along the way.
This looks like a giant, hellish, cruiseship.
To each their own, but I can’t understand why anyone would want to go through any of this!!! I would consider going to Disney to be literal hell on earth.
How to go to Disney and write it off as a business expense.
Brandon Rogers’ take on Disney is good too. [Video](https://youtu.be/0EJvkzIzl0c)
Impressions of France is at Epcot and he is clearly at Magic Kingdom, what a phony!
I can say with 100% certainty that a 4 year old + no stroller = you’re gonna have a bad time.
just went to disneyworld over spring break – “make believe your feet aren’t sore” …rings too true…
Kids going to cry if they see this video
This guy reminds me a lot of “Pittsburgh Dad”.
lol hes at a happy place but hes all like jaded and stuff and miserable so funny xD