It was like the second week in the intro culinary lab. I had a peer not listen to the chef when he said move the onion not the knife. He soon was taken by an ambulance for a 3in. gash across his palm. Funny stuff.
I thought this was the normal way to cut an onion and that everyone knew about it. First time I did this in my dorm room, my roommates though I was some kind of God.
“Own-yo-n”
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That’s a fucking huge ass onion.
Can you use the same technique on a bunyon?
My eyes would be *on fire*.
He’s no Justin Wilson.
I thought you misspelled onion, but then I watched the video.
Annyang.
I wonder how many times he says onyon
*answering the tough questions myself: he says onyon 25 times
I also learned how to dice an onyon correctly, it was actually pretty informative and I kinda like that guy now
“We’re not gonna use the knife this way, because if it slipped, it would be kind of dangerous…..Instead, we will HOLD THE BLADE.”
I thought [this](https://youtu.be/TllPrdbZ-VI)was how you chopped an onion…
Oignon
That was literally the ~~dumbest~~ slowest ways to dice an onion I have ever seen.
i thought this was common knowledge. Grew up in parent’s restaurant lol.
the key to cooking is to have funyon
But is it diced, minced, or crushed? He calls it all of them!
Checkmate gordon ramsey. No need to cut across.
I wouldn’t take a word this guys says seriously
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I take a bite out of an onion every time he says Onyon
Delightful man. I remember the first time I diced an onion in front of a friend who had never seen this technique, they thought I was a genius.
He probably cried his I’s out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK4umRMJlrs
Awesome video!
This video has officially convinced me that the horizontal slicing step is not necessary. Thank you!
I thought this was the normal way to cut an onion and that everyone knew about it. First time I did this in my dorm room, my roommates though I was some kind of God.
Definitely not the Onion
How to spell onion
And then, look here, whattarrweegonnadowithis!!
I believe it’s pronounced *Onyo*
The very next video is Gordon Ramsay telling us to not cut the root and to slice sideways through the onion. Who do I believe?
The spy jobs didn’t work out for Austin Powers after all these years?
Hahaha yes! I watched this video a few years ago and every since then, I say onion like this.
It’s almost like he knows he’s pronouncing it funny because his accent isn’t as thick for every other word.
Nice!!
Why cut the root off first?
You misspelled “ownyo”.
this guy is too dumb to even to spell.
How to dice an ornyor?
Can we please do away with TV chefs with “personality”? Enough already.
When he sharpens the knife and goes to cut the onion… massive cringe. I love getting metal bits in my food…
Cajun accents annoy me. I feel like they’re embellishing their speech unnecessarily.
Wtf I still don’t understand how he did that!
PS. /r/trypophobia at [3:06](https://youtu.be/CwRttSfnfcc?t=3m6s)
My eyes watered just watching this.
All jokes aside, I actually learnt from the video…
Knew before I clicked it would be this video. Love this guy.
For Shüre a nice ognyon
It is funny that he pronounces onion badly but the video annoys me because the technique is bad.
>When you are gonna dice an onyon, you wanna remove the first layer because the first layer is somewhat slippery, so you wanna remove it.
HA! All those people who told me I was lazy because I refused to struggle to peel just the skin off. IN YOUR FACE.
Why is he not crying?
Annyong
Good to know I’ve been doing it right
This is my new favorite thing? Ohyon!
Pro tip: switch on the caption
also can someone please make a transcript of this and propagate it as a copypasta?
That moment when you realise onion looks much more like an onyo than onion.
I intended to correct you so damn hard you glorious bastard.
Well, DANG, but Chef Jean Pierre is enthusiastic!
every time I watch this video I get home and keep saying that as I chop the onyon. My wife hates it.
I have basically zero interest in cooking but I enjoyed that