I Worked As a Professional Bird Scarer Last Summer in The Oil Sands In Canada. Whenever Someone Asks What The Job Entailed I Show Them This Video
I Worked As a Professional Bird Scarer Last Summer in The Oil Sands In Canada. Whenever Someone Asks What The Job Entailed I Show Them This Video
(Visited 3 times, 1 visits today)
I laughed very hard at this. The birds did seem alarmed and confused.
Yes. They do think they’re better than you. What skinny necked goose doesn’t? Those bastards.
I feel sorry for you having to fight geese all day long, they’re such assholes.
Was it for the protection of the birds?
… how do i get this job???
Oof, your voice must sound rough after a hard days work.
They literally pay you to yell at birds.
So you did propane cannon rounds?
Hot damn that was good.
I really hope that was your profession last Summer and your not just yanking my chain
Those geese are just thinking about how they’ll kick your ass next week.
That’s it. I’m leaving my job, getting the next flight to Alberta, and grabbing a loudspeaker. I’ve found my calling in life.
If you have a problem with Canada Gooses then you got a problem with me! Now I suggest you let that one marinate!
I’m picturing you walking all the way over there to shoo them and they just fly all the way to where you are now.
I had a neighbor who would scare the birds out of his trees almost daily. He’d walk around outside with two pieces of wood he’d clap together. It was effective. Birds would fly out of the trees then shit all over everything directly beneath them. Of course his sidewalk and drive was full of birdshit.
I never understood this behavior. The birds come back every day. They weren’t going to go somewhere else and I’m pretty sure they would have a lot less shit in their yard if they just let the birds do their thing.
DON’T YOU FUCKING DO IT
How much did you get paid?
“Have some self respect, don’t you know you can fly?”
You’re an actual alive scarecrow.
Holy fuck this belongs in /r/perfectlycutscreams
It’s not my business to ask how much someone makes but how much are you getting paid to do this?
Professional Bird Scarer
If that job title ever came across my desk on a resume I’m hiring you. I’m in marketing. I don’t care. You’re hired.
Piper would’ve been perfect for this. RIP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QxZv_wJ1aA
Pro tip for any wannabe-bird-scarers out there:
Another thing that works fairly well is to get a sturdy foam glider, put a grommet into one wing, then affix a thin string running between it and a long fishing pole. With some practice you can spin the pole around and control how the glider flies. Add some streamers and whistlers or whatever and it will move most any bird. Of course, the fact that there’s some psychotic human dancing around in the middle of that maelstrom probably adds to the effect.
Dude, no offense, but it doesn’t look like you are doing a good job.