A #9 hit from 1976 by Larry Groce, who has also written songs for Walt Disney Records.
As relevant today as it ever was…. I know "healthy eaters" that are big drinkers and smoke. They probably also eat junk food in secret.
GREATEST CIA SING ALONG SPY SONGS
We true Junk Food Junkies have serious favorites. I mean, we'll eat almost any 'junk food', but there are certain never-to-be-shared, get-your-own-damned-Ding-Dong, 'don't eat all of them!' favorites that are sacrosanct. Me, I have a soft spot for Mickey's Banana Flips, Little Debbie Nutty Bars, Pringles' potato chips, Old Dutch Cheese Curls… What are yours???
We had this on a" Kay tell " record full of one hit wonders
I am also a junk food junkie but I'm 24 7 junk food junkie
You know I love that organic cookingI always ask for moreAnd they call me Mr. NaturalOn down to the health food store
I only eat good sea saltWhite sugar dont touch my lipsAnd my friends is alwaysBegging me to take themOn macrobiotic tripsYes, they are
Oh, but at night I take out my strongboxThat I keep under lock and keyAnd I take it off to my closetWhere nobody else can see
I open that door so slowlyTake a peek up north and southThen I pull out a Hostess TwinkieAnd I pop it in my mouth
Yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr. NaturalJust as healthy as I can beBut at night I'm a junk food junkieGood Lord have pity on me
Well, at lunchtimeYou can always find meAt the Whole Earth Vitamin BarJust sucking on my plain white yogurtFrom my hand thrown pottery jar
And sippin' a little hand pressed ciderWith a carrot stick for dessertAnd wiping my face in a natural wayOn the sleeve of my peasant shirtOh, yeah
Ah, but when that clock strikes midnightAnd I'm all by myselfI work that combinationOn my secret hideaway shelf
And I pull out some Fritos corn chipsDr. Pepper and an Ole Moon PieThen I sit back in glorious expectationOf a genuine junk food high
Oh yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr. NaturalJust as healthy as I can beBut at night I'm a junk food junkieGood Lord have pity on me
My friends down at the communeThey think I'm pretty neatOh, I don't know nothing about arts and craftsBut I give 'em all something to eat
I'm a friend to old Euell GibbonsAnd I only eat homegrown spiceI got a John Keats autographed Grecian urnFilled up with my brown riceYes, I do
Oh, but folks lately I have been spottedWith a Big Mac on my breathStumbling into a Colonel SandersWith a face as white as death
I'm afraid someday they'll find meJust stretched out on my bedWith a handful of Pringles Potato ChipsAnd a Ding Dong by my head
In the daytime I'm Mr. NaturalJust as healthy as I can beBut at night I'm a junk food junkieGood Lord have pity on me
Oreos and some Dorritos are vegan lol
Add an r-y to his last name and you have Grocery, heh heh.
I'm not so sure I want to admit how long I'd been listening to Mountain Stage before I realized it was the same guy as this.
Charming novelty song with unusually smart, clever lyrics and rhymes. As fun as as a Yoohoo rush!
I worked in a green juicer internet warehouse. The owner would talk to customers about how he would juice good veggies every morning, and only eat good wholesome foods. At lunch he would eat his salami and mayo sandwich and wash it down with coke.
Funny! Still true, only the trends are even more distinct!
MOMMY'S CIA SONG CIA HIT LIST
"My John Keats autographed Grecian urn…" My god this is good writing!
song after my own heart, and i don't have to hide it under my bed
My 600 lb life anyone??
Jackson 5 brought me here
lol #life ?????????
He definitely speaks my language 🙂
My mothers greatest CIA HIT of 1970s!
this song is stupid
Awesome..just got back from Rite Aid with some 75% off markdown Russell Stovers candy and BIGIF Doritos!
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