Pumpkins are good for literally 2 things; making pumpkin pies, and throwing them off bridges.
Well I’m all all out of bridges.
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To make the pie:
Buy a pie crust. Nobody has time for that and they’re like a buck or two
Take a 13.5oz/398ml can of pure pumpkin. Not “pumpkin pie filling.” Don’t be an animal
But that in a bowl. It’s gonna be thick. Be prepared for that
Add two eggs
Add 3/4 cup of sugar
Add 1/2 teaspoon of salt
2 1/4 teaspoons of pumpkin pie spice
(or if you’re a real hot shot, use 1 tsp cinnamon, 1 tsp ground ginger, 1/4 tsp cloves)
Wangjangle that together until it’s smooth.
Slowly add in 1 1/2 cups of 10% cream
Doubt yourself because something this liquidy could never be a pie.
Put it the undo on 425undo for 15 minutes.
Reduce it to 350.
Now here’s where you’re gonna have to make a judgment call. Bake for 30 minutes but test the wobble. The wobble tells you everything. When the wobble is gone, the pie is ready. A deep dish crust could take an hour. There’s quite a range you can cook it in where it will still turn out great.
Take it out and leave it for at least an hour, and admire the process of turning a liquid into a solid.
Whip cream that son of a bitch into tomorrow.
Pumpkin comes to him. He's the punkn pie ed piper .
Chad cannot be funnier. No contest.
I tried the recipe and the technique and I made the pie. And the pie tastes great!
Very tasty! Recommended!
You forgot to let the eggs say goodbye!
You monster…
This is how to basic
Wait wait
USE OVEN MITS!
You're like a more tame version of howtobasic, and sometimes it's actually useful, and there's commentary.
You made me looks like the world second wrost cook
Can I substitute bagged eggs with canned eggs?
Pumpkin pie has a mildewy aftertaste to me. Can't get over it. You basically made a shit pie.
Dean Winchester approves this
You should upload your bloopers too, that would be just as funny. imo
The fact that you actually helped me cook is amazing
I love this channel this channel deserves a sponsor
"Crusticles"
"Crustinity"
Omfg yes
How to basic is that you?
Your wangjangle game is off
How did you the pumpkin rolling affect
How did he put the can in the pumpkin if the pumpkin was completely sealed
ΨΩU'RΣ LIҜΣ HΩШTΩβΔSIC βUT MΩRΣ SΩPHISTICΔTΣD
Did he say "rim job"?
Egg part make me dead
Who actually uses canned pumpkin
Looks at Thumbnail
Oh! A normal video?
Half a minute in
N-nevermind..
Wang jangle
the wild pumpkin is very hard to encounter as you maneuver your hand to try to attract it oh whoops it starts biting your finger as you try to get the wangjangler to help you oh whoops it starts to murder you the only thing you can rely on is that pumpkin oh whoops
guide on avoiding wangjanglers
realization punches me I the face YOU HAVE THE SAME ONION AS ME!!
0:8
I have never had pumpkin pie
That pumpkin pie song is my new ringtone. I'm going to make it the first dance at my wedding–and then dump my wife and marry the song instead. I'm going to make sweet, tender love to that song in a sincere pumpkin patch whilst waiting for the Great Pumpkin. I'm going to murder-suicide that song, but you know, in a loving way. It's a good song.
I can imagine walking out and seeing someone screaming PIIE at trees now
The pumpkin pie of short cuts had me on the floor dying
"The anarchist" made me triggered XD
Question, are there wild pumpkins in Florida? Or Indiana? If so, I'll be looking forward to catching one.
Love
Who tf actually uses pie filling for pumpkin pies lol
…or the anarchist
I like the nihilist. I always go for nihilistic dressing in my cereal so it makes sense.
Your sarcasm level reminds me of April from Parks and Recs lol ?
Can I actually use these recipes? Or are the whole videos a jokes
Can u do a face revel
You're ALMOST like vihart.
Loved that pumpkin song at the end
I think this is my favorite one yet!
I love the wang jangle so much and clean humor
The dislikes are prob from the people who were stupid and tryed it out
They are also fun with firearms or explosives. So 3 purposes.
HEWERENEEHUEE
him using the empty toilet roll as some kind of calling tool ?