Croque Monsieur – You Suck at Cooking (episode 131)

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Honey Roasted Carrots – You Suck at Cooking (episode 75)

Carrots. They’re dangerously delicious. Subscribe: Snapchat: @yousuckatcookin To make these carrots: Get some carrots. Get the other stuff. Drizzle some olive oil, honey, pepper pepper pepper, and salt on the carrots. Cross rassle and side rassle them until covered. Bake for 25 minutes on 4 hundo. Be careful.

Pumpkin Pie – You Suck at Cooking (episode 68)

Pumpkins are good for literally 2 things; making pumpkin pies, and throwing them off bridges. Well I’m all all out of bridges. Subscribe: Snapchat: @yousuckatcookin To make the pie: Buy a pie crust. Nobody has time for that and they’re like a buck or two Take a 13.5oz/398ml can of pure pumpkin. Not “pumpkin pie […]

Pesto – You Suck at Cooking (episode 73)

Pesto. It’s the besto. Subscribe: Snapchat: @yousuckatcookin 2 cups basil Half cup olive oil half cup parmesan couple spoonfuls of pine nuts (you can use walnuts if you want) a clove or two or garlic you can salt it a bit more if the parmesan hasn’t done the trick

Corn on the Cob – You Suck at Cooking (episode 45)

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Modified Mac and Cheese – You Suck at Cooking (episode 53)

Subscribe: Moar: More of me here: Snapchat: @yousuckatcookin Recipes: Make the mac and cheese then put the stuff in it that I mentioned in the video. Inception Foghorn effect from

Transcendental Granola – You Suck at Cooking (episode 43)

Subscribe; Zucchinize: Snapchat: @yousuckatcookin Granola. It’s delicious. Take 3 cups of oats. Crush 2 cups of any nuts you like. Take half a cup of coconut oil and half a cup of maple syrup or honey and mix that all together. With a teaspoon of vanilla extract. And a teaspoon of sea salt. Mix it […]

Tomato Sauce – You Suck at Cooking (episode 59)

Subscribe: Snapchat: @yousuckatcookin Tomato sauce. It’s red. It’s hot. It tastes like tomatoes and other stuff combined together and then cooked. YUM. Chop up some garlic and an onion (or skip the onion) Saute that stuff in olive oil Add in a can of diced tomatoes or real ones Cook it for a while and […]

Valentine’s Day Brownies – You Suck at Cooking (episode 57)

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Tortilla Pizza – You Suck at Cooking (episode 58)

Pizza. The ultimate open-faced sandwich. Use parchment paper or non stick spray. Slap down a tortilla shell with intention. Spread some tomato sauce or pesto with vagueness. Add mozzarella or a mozza-anything combo with passion. Add various ingredients with indifference. Cook until the cheese is blistering from the physics. Cool until you are out of […]