Turkey breaks into Semi, Trucker sentences it to death.
Turkey breaks into Semi, Trucker sentences it to death.
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Turkey breaks into Semi, Trucker sentences it to death.
That’s kinda sad ;-; And also dangerous for other drivers, but it appeared he wasn’t able to control the turkey. Might have ended up getting hit no matter how he got it out
I wanna know how it got in there?
That car’s gonna have a dent.
The “Well, he didn’t make it very far” all nonchalant makes me think that this isn’t this guys first turkey encounter.
Seeing how this worked out makes me think there are lots of decisions in his life that have unintended consequences that are easily foreseen by others but not to him.
“get out” *POW* extended silence.
What an asshole! Even if you don’t care about the turkey it could have easily gone into a windshield. He basically tossed a 25 pound weight into oncoming traffic. Inconsiderate prick.
That’s a despicable way to treat somebody he just had sex with.
why did the turkey cross the road?
The insurance claim on this should be interesting
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Imagine being the driver who hit the turkey wtf
Edit// fuck that, imagine being the turkey
He died doing what he loved… dying.
I initially expected something light hearted. Next time I’ll read the whole title of the post…
Hm, it’s not often you see grilled turkey.
If I was driving that car I would have been pissed.
Good thing the car that hit the turkey didn’t swerve and wreck.
The moment he said “let’s try the side door” I kinda had a feeling of how this would end…
This video is ripe for a Werner Herzog voiceover:
“The turkey, with its pea-sized brain is only capable of understanding fear and other basic survival instincts. It cannot see a clear path to safety. And so as if it was destiny, the black eyed fowl runs straight into the infinite void of death. It could do nothing more.”
That’s horrible.
<eats turkey sandwich>
Haha the little guy doesn’t want to leave!
“Let’s try the side door” that leads to the highway.
Oh no.
aww this was just sad 🙁
“Farmers insurance, we’ve seen it, we’ve covered it.”
Get out of my truck! *proceeds to block escape route*
Why the fuck did he close the passenger side door?
what kind of idiot would open the door facing the street? what the hell
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