I left this review. Which has now been performed by a professional actor live to millions of people around the world.
You thought you could mock me, humiliate my lack of intelligence, acumen and denigrate my feckless, gormless ways. You thought you could bully me with your fustilarian vituperation.
Dude, this actor is a badass. “She is the voice of Maya Hansen in the Marvel graphic motion comic Iron Man Extremis, of Dr. Fennel in Pokémon, and for various Yu-Gi-Oh! characters. ” Not to mention she’s done over 200 audiobook. She’s really good in this video
Who leaves yelp reviews like this, and then for another human to actually take it seriously?? I mean, if I was so upset to leave a Yelp review, on a huge chain like D&D, I would at least throw some bullshit so it would at least stick to the wall!? Gotta chalk this review up to someone just having a bad day, sure it is an inconviece to not get exactly what you want but I they ate it! Do people honestly care so much as to go out of their way and leave these kind of meaningless reviews??
This is somewhat unrelated but it irks me when people use “gotta” to mean “got a”. I know it can mean either, but to me it makes more sense for it to exclusively stand for “got to” because “got a” is the same number of characters and less letters than “gotta” so why use the slang version in the first place?
One day, we as a society, will look back at all our yelp reviews and internet comments and have a moment of self reflection and wonder what we’ve become.
Wait so with the “what the H” was the person censoring themselves from saying “what the heck” which is already a version of censoring yourself from saying “what the fuck”?
I was checking out the channel and there is one of a guy who got food poisoning from a strip steak, it cracked me the fuck up. He did it so well like not even blinking and the way he was breathing.
I mean tbf fuck you Dunks for skimping on the goddamn cream cheese or making me do it myself, I’m not going to a fast food place for breakfast so I can spend 5 min trying to spread a thimble of cream cheese onto a bagel with a wet noodle
One of my favourite things to do is to look up 1-star tripadvisor reviews of amazing landmarks. The justification and expectations of these people are amazing.
Pretty accurate account of dunkin’s cream cheese spreading practices. Always such a thin layer, and only on one side of the bagel. As someone who eats the bottom half first, it is like peeling apart an oreo where all the filling is on the wrong half.
The real question is why do people go to DD when you probably have a real bagel store nearby? Real bagels with whatever spread you want or breakfast sandwich you want versus what is essentially one of those pre-packaged bagels you find in the bread aisle.
After watching several of these, I can’t help but wonder why so many people still call millennials entitled..because you know the original authors were not millennials.
Good lord that was awful. Her delivery was terrible – why so many pauses? I can’t imagine the Yelp review is filled with random pauses so I presume that it was her idea to do it and boy did it ever make the flow seem unnatural and *very* contrived. Cliche music and a classic example of overacting. I give it 3/10.
She did a damn good delivery. I actually started to hate her as a person a little bit before rationalizing the fact that she was reading someone else’s review. Great acting, voice work and facial expressions both!
Like they smeared one, thin piece of of cream cheese on the bagel… with a finger!
I left this review. Which has now been performed by a professional actor live to millions of people around the world.
You thought you could mock me, humiliate my lack of intelligence, acumen and denigrate my feckless, gormless ways. You thought you could bully me with your fustilarian vituperation.
But no – here I stand – my agathism vindicated.
Anyways….
This is amazing. I need to find more.
Lol that was pretty good
Contrived.
Dude, this actor is a badass. “She is the voice of Maya Hansen in the Marvel graphic motion comic Iron Man Extremis, of Dr. Fennel in Pokémon, and for various Yu-Gi-Oh! characters. ” Not to mention she’s done over 200 audiobook. She’s really good in this video
What the H
Dunkin donuts bagels are embaransingly light on the cream cheese, fuck the managers/corporate fucks who decided that was the way to go.
Man… Some people need to take a lot of steps back and realize how well they have it and not complain about stupid shit.
Sick Liz Lemon reference
Like they smeared one, thin piece of of cream cheese on the bagel… with a finger!
Whoa… That performance. I can feel the self destruction permeating to everything in her way.
The actress was amazing. The camera work was subpar though. She was out of focus half the time.
What is this piano piece called I swear I hear it everywhere
This is wonderful , she’s really, really excellent.
Who leaves yelp reviews like this, and then for another human to actually take it seriously?? I mean, if I was so upset to leave a Yelp review, on a huge chain like D&D, I would at least throw some bullshit so it would at least stick to the wall!? Gotta chalk this review up to someone just having a bad day, sure it is an inconviece to not get exactly what you want but I they ate it! Do people honestly care so much as to go out of their way and leave these kind of meaningless reviews??
I can’t listen to this arrangement without thinking about the Simpsons being slaughtered 🙁
Tremendous
This is somewhat unrelated but it irks me when people use “gotta” to mean “got a”. I know it can mean either, but to me it makes more sense for it to exclusively stand for “got to” because “got a” is the same number of characters and less letters than “gotta” so why use the slang version in the first place?
This is amazing, giver her a damned Emmy or something. Christ.
One day, we as a society, will look back at all our yelp reviews and internet comments and have a moment of self reflection and wonder what we’ve become.
DEAL BREAKER!!!
reminds me of [this classic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z2Z23SAFVA)
I wonder if Starcucks is getting a bit desperate.
i want a chicken sandwich, AND SOME WAFFLE FRIES, for frEE
[my favorite review of hers](https://youtu.be/aaSC7qVRL0w)
Sometimes you think ? and it’s just so true. Because there are actual tears.
Is that the chick from Sleepless in Seattle? I think the character was Victoria.
dd really fucked up this time
So terrific. I’d actually go see a play of actors reading retarded yelp reviews.
Wait so with the “what the H” was the person censoring themselves from saying “what the heck” which is already a version of censoring yourself from saying “what the fuck”?
That was so good I actually found myself feeling for poor Kat C.
I was checking out the channel and there is one of a guy who got food poisoning from a strip steak, it cracked me the fuck up. He did it so well like not even blinking and the way he was breathing.
Actors know their shit… (e.g. https://youtu.be/rWqQ9uwqQxk?t=2m8s)
DD sux
I mean tbf fuck you Dunks for skimping on the goddamn cream cheese or making me do it myself, I’m not going to a fast food place for breakfast so I can spend 5 min trying to spread a thimble of cream cheese onto a bagel with a wet noodle
Did Tina Fey leave the review?
Am I going blind or was that camera just out of focus for half the video?
She is great, you can really feel the anger coming through
by
***by*** a dunkin donuts customer
sounds like a new game of thrones sword, DEALBREAKER!!!!
Yikes! RAR Yelp #20
Han solo’s kid went tran.
One of my favourite things to do is to look up 1-star tripadvisor reviews of amazing landmarks. The justification and expectations of these people are amazing.
* [The Alahmbra](https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g187441-d191078-Reviews-The_Alhambra-Granada_Province_of_Granada_Andalucia.html)
* [Sagrada Familia](https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g187497-d190166-Reviews-Basilica_of_the_Sagrada_Familia-Barcelona_Catalonia.html)
* [Terracotta Warriors](https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g298557-d321017-Reviews-The_Museum_of_Qin_Terra_cotta_Warriors_and_Horses-Xi_an_Shaanxi.html)
* [Taj Mahal](https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g297683-d317329-Reviews-Taj_Mahal-Agra_Agra_District_Uttar_Pradesh.html)
I get that some people might go… huh, not as big as I expected… but one stars?
#shutitdown
She’s pretty good.
Pretty accurate account of dunkin’s cream cheese spreading practices. Always such a thin layer, and only on one side of the bagel. As someone who eats the bottom half first, it is like peeling apart an oreo where all the filling is on the wrong half.
Was this meant to be funny?
I liked this dramatization of two teenage girls discussing one direction…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxrWuE5qC5c
She goes almost a full minute with out blinking.
I thought surely she was gonna end by saying “unforgivable”….lol. If anyone remembers those youtube videos, she sounded a lot like that dude here.
Hah wow, she’s really good!
This is hilarious! Online reviews and surveys can give voice to the biggest idiots and time-wasters in our society.
She deserves an academy award
I think I found my new addiction… Damn it procrastination!
I work at a Dunkin’ Donuts. Can confirm customers act just like this
The real question is why do people go to DD when you probably have a real bagel store nearby? Real bagels with whatever spread you want or breakfast sandwich you want versus what is essentially one of those pre-packaged bagels you find in the bread aisle.
After watching several of these, I can’t help but wonder why so many people still call millennials entitled..because you know the original authors were not millennials.
Well, I know what I’m doing this evening.
Wait’ll they run across Doug Stanhope’s reviews.
https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=kGbRvQ1iEQus_kJ_54RtZA
*Blood is spilling from my finger. This is my fault.*
Damn this could get way better than mean tweets.
Haha this is hilarious!
‘What the H!’ really did it for me.
Good lord that was awful. Her delivery was terrible – why so many pauses? I can’t imagine the Yelp review is filled with random pauses so I presume that it was her idea to do it and boy did it ever make the flow seem unnatural and *very* contrived. Cliche music and a classic example of overacting. I give it 3/10.
How can we be sure she is actually an actress and not just an actress?
SHUT IT DOEWN
Wow, her eyes are beautiful!
Ways THIS from some late night show?
Salt the snail.
She did a damn good delivery. I actually started to hate her as a person a little bit before rationalizing the fact that she was reading someone else’s review. Great acting, voice work and facial expressions both!
I wish I could keep my tongue that clean.
And that’s why they ask you if you want the cream cheese on the side or already on it.
Subscribed. I would love to to this stuff like this over commercials if I were a beginning actor.
Her facial expressions are what got me.