These sumo bots are probably the most intense thing you’ll see today.
These sumo bots are probably the most intense thing you’ll see today.
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These sumo bots are probably the most intense thing you’ll see today.
SUMO BOTS!!!
So powerful, yet so flexible. They’ve achieved true sumo.
my favorite one was the one that wanted to jettison its batteries to keep lighter weight.
https://youtu.be/QCqxOzKNFks?t=4m5s
We are so fucked. Imagine the military scientists looking at this and stroking their beards.
Roombas are getting crazy.
This is amazing and sounds like dot matrix printers. All I needed.
Are these 100% controlled by people or does it have a sensor on the bottom telling it not to drive past the white line? If these are just people going and stopping at the line a million times a second thats crazy.
[*Teleports behind you.*](https://youtu.be/0MW0mDZysxc)
[Omae wa mou shindeiru](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSgpU70MZno)
I lost it at [30 seconds in.](https://youtu.be/QCqxOzKNFks?t=30s)
It’s like, *”I’m coming for you…….oh, you wanna go?……..you really wanna go?…………* ***I’MCOMINGATYOUNOWBITCHGETYOURBITCHASSOUTTAMYRINGIMTHEBESTIMTHEBESTIMTHEBEST!!!!!***”
nice clickbait title m8
2:12 is that the sound of the dog laughing from duck hunt?
OMAYAWAMU………….
Anyone else notice the suit of fucking armor the ref has to wear?
How do they control these things?
The robots are going to fucking destroy when they land on the battlefield in force. No lumbering hulks, really fast fuckers that flense the enemy into a slurry. The Geneva Convention’s going to need a huge makeover.
When typewriters collide.
That’s kind of scary. Humans are on the verge of being completely outclassed.
Glad they are real robots not bullshit remote control cars being called robots.
You don’t know my life or how interesting the things I see are
As a fan of real Sumo, this video is very entertaining. At points, you can even hear a gyoji (referee) shouting some of the phrases used in real Sumo!
So hardcore the ref is out here in the Yankee’s old catching gear.
0:25 That Read tho
When the battle against the machines begins, I’m going to die soo quickly.
[3:46](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCqxOzKNFks&t=226s)
hey whatever happened to that giant robot battle between USA and Japan?
5:27 is my favorite. “Oh, I bet he’s waiting for me to move first. I’ll just fake him out.” *nothing* “I’ll just fake him out.” *Nothing* “Fake him out… fake him out… fake him out… fake him out… I’LL KILL YOU!”
Adorable tiny homicidal robots
Fusion Frenzy looks great
They look like inkjet printers that had a falling out
Lies. I saw no camping.
The guy’s batteries just fell out
That referee has riot gear on as pants in case those robots go nuts and start going after him…a good referee is ready for anything I guess
I don’t remember Gamecubes being this violent.
What is the purpose of the white arms that some of them have?
I don’t know why. But I could not stop laughing while I was watching this.
The one at 0:31 is my fav.
Shit, [1:20](https://youtu.be/QCqxOzKNFks?t=1m20s) was the best…
r/theOcho
This “sport” is in desperate need of high speed camera replays.
Doomba Roombas
this might be my favorite thing ever
How to win this competition everytime:
Step 1: Create a standard robot base.
Step 2: stick a few sharp blades on multiple arms lowered towards the ground.
Step 3: at the beginning of the round, Quickly carve a white circle around your bot. Then extend the arms into a giant propeller and spin
Step 4: All robots use an IR detector to stop it going out of the ring when it sees a white barrier , so it wil come up to the white scratch shield you created around your bot, and go the other way.
Step 5: meanwhile your arms have turned into a giant propeller , All the enemy has to do is wander aimlessly around the field trying to find you, then meet the propeller blades and get knocked out.
Today yes but before many times here on ye ole reddit
[5:26](https://youtu.be/QCqxOzKNFks?t=326) – The robot on the left is like:
*…Oh yes that’s it, please come closer.*
*I am like an unflinching, calm rock.*
*Yes, keeping coming to me.*
*This is all going to plan.*
*Yes you’re almost right where I want you, you unwitting victim!*
*My patience is key.*
*Yes come closer into my trap!*
*Just wait until you see my special move!*
*Yes closer!…..Wait shit, I messed up and forgot to move!*
Reminds me of watching Mike Tyson fights when he was good.
I Was watching cops before.
So Sorry, the title of “most intense” is already taken.
can someone please make a gif of that dick move at 3:45 lol
Looks like two dot-matrix printers fighting to the death.
/u/hicallmej
This is epic. Some really talented engineers..
And the loudest.
This is the best thing I’ve seen all day
[Mickey Mouse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCqxOzKNFks&t=40s).
I want to hear some stories about the ref and the need for those shin guards.
1:20 !!!
That sound scared me. I was not expecting that
This reminds me of a cat fight somehow; maybe the sound and speed. Flash forward to a terrifying future, where battle bots hash things out in alleyways around the globe. When I’ll pull my covers a little more tightly to my chin.
Seems like people are posting these a lot lately. [This one](https://youtu.be/0MW0mDZysxc) is my favourite.
Their robots play sumo like their people play table tennis.
They are like cats on catnip.
It’s like watching two cats fight each other XD
Omae wa mou shindeiru
After reading the title I was going to make a snarky comment about how you don’t know me. But I have to admit that shit is intense.
That’s awesome!
Omae wa mo shindeiru
Omae wa mou shinderu
These are incredible. What is it that makes them move so fast, and how do the people control them so well?
I can imagine an anime/manga based entirely on robot sumo.
“You see, there are three main types of Sumo Kikai…. *[serious explanation of the nuances of sumo bots]*”
I’d be entertained.